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tyler patton

a totaly sexy and badass he is great at sports and if ur his boyfreind your lucky and he has a huge dick
by tlr patton August 30, 2011
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fag pattie

A veggie based pattie simulating a hamburger and served like a hamburger.
Kate, you're eating meat again?

No, it's a fag pattie. Why don't you look at me when we make love anymore?
by iamarapgod October 1, 2007
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Patty

A patty is another name for a girl.

However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys

A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.

Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever

Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”

Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”

Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring
by PattyAwareness.org May 3, 2022
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poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously
Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!
by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009
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patto-bashing

continually calling someone gay.

Relating to Patto Banton who is apparently homosexual.
you are gay (this is patto-bashing)
by Winner_london May 14, 2006
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shotgun pattern

When you have liquid poop and you sit on the toilet let out a crap that sounds and feels like a shotgun blast. You turn and look in the toilet and it looks like someone poured coffee grounds around the toilet bowl.
I just let out a shotgun pattern on Niko's toilet.
by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006
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cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.
Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise
by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009
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