Oscar Theory

When you live in New York and have a December birthday, and somehow you are still in the same grade you would be in if you had an early birthday. This has nothing to do with Oscar the Grouch.

Cooper: Hey Christian, do you know my friend Oscar from New York?
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 11, 2024

Oscar

Normally a name for a pretty cool guy.
Either a game developer or a femboy.

hey here comes my guy Oscar

by gabbaghoul32111 November 28, 2023

emil oscar berg

Emil Oscar Berg is mammas big boy just like haftor julius björnsson

A look at that Emil Oscar Berg

by nils gunnar bergert November 22, 2017

Oscar's Mom

Incredibly attractive, and is very breed-able.

Girl: Who's that?

Guy: Oh that's Oscar's mom, she's hot.

by Oscar's Friend May 4, 2022

Oscar

Oscar is a handsome guy. He is very good at everything and he gets all the hot girls. He is very smart and has an IQ of over 200 because he watches Rick and Morty. He is great at sex and amazing at kissing. This is the guy of your dreams

Wow, Oscar, you look cool today.

by Raxsodk February 1, 2019

Box Oscar

Tease the weasel. Lope the mule. Masturbate.

I’m so boned up. I need to box Oscar.

by 3hourtour July 7, 2024

Oscar

Living in saint mandé, currently going to build some muscles at the gym the Monday, Friday and Thursday around 9 p.m.

he’s a cute short dude with brown hair.
He’s short but down there it isn’t

Wow look it’s an Oscar, it’s humongous

by Maya l’abeille November 22, 2021