Shanghai Noodle

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.

Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle

by Dogfucker98 October 26, 2010

Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

by sinistar462 September 30, 2011

Ghetto Noodles

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.

Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story

by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012

Sloth Noodles

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013

Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015

wiggly noodle

When you are so drunk that the only thing you can do is lay on the floor and wiggle around joyfully.

Is that Kelsey over there laying on the kitchen floor?

"I'm a noodle! I'm a noodle! I'm a wiggly noodle !"

by DJhousekitty February 15, 2015

Get Noodle

Getting Noodle is when you're receiving head while you have a flacid penis (resembling a wet noodle) while simultaneously eating cooked pasta.

Tyler: Bro I made some good ass pasta the other night.
Joe: Did you perhaps get noodle?
Tyler: I totally got noodle!

by ChunkyFunkyy October 18, 2017