Fat nonce

A large boy who likes kids under 12

That kid over there is a fat nonce

by Mikeford November 1, 2021

No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

by NonceNick November 2, 2021

Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Nonce

Slang for a pedo

Kacie palmer is a nonce

by KacieTheNonce September 9, 2021

nonce

The uk slang for a paedophile or child rapist

That mans deffo a nonce stylll

by bigbollocktree September 11, 2021

Nonce

A person who is sexually attracted to minors

That Lewis Myco likes little girls sitting on his face the Nonce

by Bungle Mandem September 13, 2021

Nonce

Prince Andrew

Bro, have you heard of Prince Andrew?
Me : Oh yeah man, he a nonce.

by NerdofWarcraft September 14, 2021