Noah Joshua

Noah is a guy who you never expect to fall in love with the first time you see him. But slowly you get to know how he is and what type of person he is and you find yourself thinking about him at 3am in the morning.

Noah will be there for you when you need him to as long as you’re straight forward with him. Noah likes plain and simple things, so don’t drop hints or give signals. Be forward and tell him what you want.

Noah’s heart is fragile (literally) but it is pure and great. When he says he loves you, he will love you with all his heart.

Noah will make you feel all sorts of feelings, and it might be hard when you’re together, but thats what makes everything worth it.

If NJD is reading this, know that I miss you everyday.

If you have a Noah, please, with all your heart keep him in your life because he is worth every tear and heartache. Do everything you can to keep him.
Noah is great!

Noah Joshua likes cars and thinks lil uzi is cute.
by SDAZ March 25, 2020
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NOAH WYLE

the hottie who plays carter on the best show on tv, ER
i wouldnt mind if noah wyle was my doctor!
by supachik December 23, 2003
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Noah Levenstein

A fictional charactar from the American Pie Franchise, played by Eugene Levy.
Pretty much known as the best character ever created by mankind.

Mr Levenstein is always a dependable source for sexual advice.

He also wrote "The Bible", a book which teaches one to be an expert in sexual events.
Guy #1: Dude, there is a god, i have so much game lately.
Guy #2: Maybe it's Noah Levenstein watching over you.
Guy #1: Ye you're right, after all, he did write The Bible.
by Wasbeert December 07, 2009
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Noah jupe

noah jupe is a very very good actor. (he’s also very pretty) he’s a British actor BY THE WAY🙄☝️ and if you don’t like him disrespectfully ✨🧚🏼stfu🧚🏼✨ or I will bust ur knee caps😐☝️
by laylajupeissuperswaggy July 14, 2021
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Trevor Noah

When your friends think they are so funny to the point you would literally need the stage crew at a Trevor Noah show to tell you to laugh.
Johnny is so funny. He's literally Trevor Noah
by Awesome sauce 69 June 14, 2018
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Dirty Noah

When you're hitting it from behind and you grab the girls weave and yank it off her head, Then use the weave as a dog collar while barking as loud as you can.
Chad: I'm gonna go do a Dirty Noah
Brad: That's the weirdest shit ever but good luck not getting your ass beat
by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2021
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