ninja ant

When one is running in the grass, on the blacktop, ect. and trips for no apparent reason which causes them to fall on their face.

I was playing football in my backyard and running in hot for a touchdown when suddenly at the 5 yard line damn ninja ants attacked me just before the victory.

by keganzues November 9, 2010

Ninja-Rine

A cross between a Ninja and Wolverine

the two ultimate fighters have evolved to form Ninja-Rine

by moshpit-23 November 30, 2006

Ninja Tank

In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.

"OMG, why duz teh PVP 'Sin not die? teh whole team is attacking him... I h8 ninja tanks

by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008

Ninja Danza

A running, jumping start slap to the face; with a penis. A form of the Tony Danza penis slap.

Nick ninja danza'd Kristin and showed her just who the boss really was.

by sparklinwiggler October 19, 2008

condom ninja

Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.

Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.

Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.

Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.

by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014

bathroom ninja

A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.

Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.

by timr211 August 15, 2014

ninjas on the street

Dope ninja looking dudes who participate in anime and parkour.

Aye Richard look at those ninjas on the street.
Sick Gerald let's ask the if we can join their club

by Youaintgonevanomyname May 25, 2017