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pulled a ninja

When someone appears or disappears from the surrounding area with few or no people noticing.

Also when you do a really cool ninja move, especially if you could never do it again.
Joe: Oh, hi Jon.
Jon: Hi Joe.
Sam: Hey guys!
Joe: When did you get here?
Jon: He pulled a ninja.

Man: *drops glass*
Waiter: *catches glass without spilling drink*
Man: Wow, you just pulled a ninja!
by StarGazer453 October 15, 2010
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bathroom ninja

A person who occupies a bathroom stall and refuses to make any BM noises until the entire bathroom has been vacated. Occasionally, a bathroom ninja will even go so far as to stand on the toilet seat to avoid detection by other bathroom-goers.
Jacob hid in the shadows cast by the stall walls like a bathroom ninja until the final shitter had left the restroom.
by timr211 August 15, 2014
mugGet the bathroom ninjamug.

ninja ant

When one is running in the grass, on the blacktop, ect. and trips for no apparent reason which causes them to fall on their face.
I was playing football in my backyard and running in hot for a touchdown when suddenly at the 5 yard line damn ninja ants attacked me just before the victory.
by keganzues November 9, 2010
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Ninja-Rine

A cross between a Ninja and Wolverine
the two ultimate fighters have evolved to form Ninja-Rine
by moshpit-23 November 30, 2006
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time ninja

A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.
Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja
by seawizz October 9, 2013
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condom ninja

Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.

Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.
Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.

Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.
by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014
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ninjas on the street

Dope ninja looking dudes who participate in anime and parkour.
Aye Richard look at those ninjas on the street.
Sick Gerald let's ask the if we can join their club
by Youaintgonevanomyname May 25, 2017
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