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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Cloud nine

A place where you dream to be.
JASON-’ hey Mary, sniff that quick.’
MARY- ‘sniff’ , ‘I think Iam in cloud nine.’
by godsangelgal November 28, 2018
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Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
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nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018
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nine

the amount of years team fortress 2 was in development
gaben: after nine years in development, hopefully it will be worth the wait
by pastastraw January 27, 2022
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Nine

An algebralien.

The coolest number in town, yo!
They wear sunnies and carry a skateboard around with them.
"Your homeboy Nine's back in town!"
by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025
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