my valentine

Someone you like but have not yet done anything about it yet. Valentine's Day is the perfect day to take it to the next level and spoil them maybe even take them out.

You're my Valentine.

by Keon roucinwj October 6, 2016

my universe

The one that means absolutely everything to you, beyond all matter, infinity, and creativity.

Person 1: Yo, dude, Ryan is definitely my universe.

Person 2: Hell yeah.

by KaylooTheWizard October 5, 2017

My head

It has a mouth a nose, two eyes and eyebrows

My head is very ugly.

by Yournameisbobnow April 3, 2019

my cock

Looooong

My cock is long

by Binadicked cumberbach May 1, 2016

my sassy girl

An original Korean movie about a bold and sassy girl who got no name, or at least not mentioned in the movie. The girl was played by Jun Ji-Hyun and the guy, Cha Tae-Hyun.

Because of its success in Korean and in the other parts of Asian countries, damn Hollywood is going to make a remake of it.

"I'll have Coke" - Gyeon-woo
"Hey! Wanna die? Drink coffee." - Sassy girl

by Pleakley March 5, 2005

my word is my bond

It's a maritime brokers' motto. Since 1801 the motto of the London Stock Exchange (in Latin "dictum meum pactum") where bargains are made with no exchange of documents and no written pledges being given.

"My word is my bond" as brokers say (or "my word, my bond!")

by dalilah June 11, 2006

My Name Is Jeff

when you don't wanna say your real name to someone or don't wanna tell someone your name in an awkward conversation

Asshole Substitute Teacher: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE!!!"
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*

by MehhNameIsJeff March 7, 2015