Detroit Mushroom

A mushroom which is indigenous to southeast Michigan.

Girl: Damn, these shrooms on this pizza are on point...where these from?

Guy: Bitch, them are Detroit Mushrooms!!!

by Chester McCallister September 18, 2009

black mushroom stamp

When a male rubs his penis on black shoe polish and then presses or "smacks" an unsuspecting person, leaving the impression of a black mushroom.

"Ok guys, the first person to pass out tonight gets a black mushroom stamp!"

by BigEd2469 October 21, 2009

purple headed mushroom

penis

slang word for a male penis.

"that man has a large purple headed mushroom!"

by Sammii J June 21, 2008

bottom mushroom

Unflattering description of a very popular brand name, but the least respected product in the industry.

The (brand name of your choice) is the bottom mushroom of the automotive industry.

by dattaway March 26, 2007

mellow mushroom

the original brothers chaps character before home star runner, and a chain of pizza places

mellow mushroom has lotsa friends

by Chinese Jew August 9, 2003

Lady Mushroom

Like a Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper, this mushroom can be licked, pounded, eaten, smacked, and basted, but will never deplete. Doing so may only make it stronger.

My mom said you hammered her lady mushroom so hard that today it killed a baby kitten.

by Deecon November 9, 2010

Mr. Mushroom Head

the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"

by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009