Scrooge mumble

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.

A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.

"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"

by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019

John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it

Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles

by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021

Pog marbles or stickers

1) Some lame ass token economy system that shit-for-brains elementary school teachers love to brainwash their 'special' students with
2) A question that's been asked to the point of ad nauseam, and can no longer warrant a response (i.e. no fucks given)

1) Paul the helper: Pog marbles or stickers.
2nd grader: POG????
Paul the helper: Yes
2nd grader: POG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul the helper: Ok here you go
2nd grader: *starts to cry after realizing he had been duped*

2) Mr. Dotard: Pog marbles or stickers?
5th grader: whatever

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 20, 2021

Turd Murdler

Someone who willingly litters knowing their trash will one day it will kill a turtle in the ocean.

Did you see that guy just litter?
Yep, hes a no good murd turdlin turd murdler.

by Mr Murd Turd April 30, 2021

Porcupine mumble

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

by Redneckology May 9, 2021