muntago

short for 'month ago'

I last saw my baby's mama a muntago

by vikesrule April 17, 2005

mental nuggets

useful or thought-provoking lyrics

Dan : Ima throw some mental nuggets at you
Luke : Gawsh!

by DaNYaaHL August 25, 2007

[Mantastic]

MANTASTIC: MAN-TAS-TIC; adj., 1. A person of the male persuasion portraying feminine qualities, such as one who has a clean house, and made up bed. This man can cook, do laundry, sew, and bake. A mantastic man is extremely manly but not egotistic. He is very sensitive, yet confident and very romantic. His flower gardens will make you call into question is sexual orientation. But make no mistake about it, this man loves his woman. He has a particularly exceptional sexual touch that is beyond positive description in any other form; flawless to the point where the very flaw itself is true perfection.

Rhonni’s husband is the most mantastic man I have ever met.

by Dave Andrews, Abilene, TX October 14, 2008

Mantacular

Referring to the traditional male attitude, that certain things are ''just so guy-ish'', but with a spin of hilarity.

That is some mantacular meat!
- referring to steak

That's mantacular!
- referring to a guy rigging up some two by fours and ductape in order to make a TV brace for the wall

You have some mantacular muscles!

by maddy monster August 9, 2008

[mental re-tardy]

The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.

John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

Mental Crabs

A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.

I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.

by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013

Mental R-bomb

When someone see's you have snapchatted them then makes the mental choice not to open your snap

I knew she was on her phone but she didn't open my snap. She must be mental R-bombing me.

by "Literally" god February 7, 2017