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Trenton, Michigan

The best city in Michigan. Riverview is filled with preps, Woodhaven is filled with potheads, and Brownstown is filled with thugs, but Trenton is filled with people who don't care about stereotypes. Trenton wins almost every sports match and has the best hockey team ever. The teachers at Trenton High are amazing, especially Mr. Raupp, Mrs. Lowe and Mr. Clements :) Trenton ROCKS!
Me: Trenton, Michigan won the hockey game last night.
Jake: Duh.
by Trentonian2013 April 15, 2010
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Michigan Pap Smear

While having unplanned anal sex in the dark, (person) 1, rides (person) 2's penis and if 2's penis happens to come out, 1 places it back into his/her own anal cavity and resumes the activity with 1's hands on 2's chest, neck, and/or arms. When the activity has finished and the light comes back on, both parties will find that bowel excrement has been smeared all over 2's chest, neck, and/or arms.
Dude, me and my boyfriend had anal sex last night and i forgot to clean out my ass. His dick popped out and i put it back in, and i had gone to choke him cause he gets off on that. When we were done i turned on the lights and he had shit all over his neck!! He told me i gave him a Michigan Pap Smear.
by AnimalGinn666 June 3, 2010
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University of Michigan

Considered one of the "public ivies," the University of Michigan is one of the top public universities in the nation, with top 10 ranking programs in Engineering, Business, Medicine, and Law... to name a few. Its undergraduate acceptance rate has declined significantly, shrinking from almost 50% to less than 25% in the past decade. It is situated in the picturesque college town of Ann Arbor, the most educated city in the US. It currently holds over 44,000 students.

The University of Michigan's football team has produced the likes of Tom Brady and Brandon Graham. Also known as Umich or UofM, it has educated icons such as Michael Phelps, Lucy Liu, James Earl Jones, Madonna, and Larry Page. It is often characterized by its extensive alumni network and overwhelming sense of school pride and spirit.

However, its diversity is somewhat lacking-- it's pretty white, and there are many rich intl students and out-of-state "JAPs" and WASPs, and there is definitely some ethnic division as per nearly any college or school. Additionally, the winters are dreadful.

The students are generally stereotyped as being either antisocial nerds or crazy partiers, but many of the students are well-rounded, highly involved, and sociable. Depending on who you hang out with, you could end up talking to kids who've been accepted to Ivies or degenerates who just binge-drink and waste daddy's money on Juul pods.

I hope that's a somewhat holistic view of Umich. I still love it here-- Go Blue!
MSU kid: The University of Michigan is shit.

UMich kid: Then why didn't you get in?
by thebigbigweenie October 27, 2018
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Beaverton, Michigan

a small hick town with small-minded, mean people. there is never anything to do because it literally has two gas stations, three dollar stores for all the cheap people that live there, and one family owned diner. the little tiny lake there is polluted with human feces and all the kids that go to Beaverton High School wear the same boring, name-brand shit. the guys there are complete dicks while the girls tend to be complete whores.
wow this town is little and looks like crap, must be Beaverton, Michigan.
by callmename September 1, 2012
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Michigander

Usually a complete badass who drives in 10ft of snow on March 21st, then walks to school on the 22nd in 90 degree heat. Can bench press 350, fucks a giraffe and gives birth to an elephant, can get an lady/man, is straight (or a lying POS), and does back flips in his WRX STI, in the snow, sun out, on top of black ice.... drinking Arizona Tea.
Literally anybody: “Daymn, check out that guy! he’s literally giving CPR to a whale.

Everybody else: “That’s no man... that’s a Michigander...”

Michigander: “Sup fuckers come jump on his chest while I give him his breaths!”
by Zephyr737 August 4, 2019
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Michigay

From Michigan or relating to Michigan. Often used in envy or disgust at a person or item from the state of Michigan.
Life sucks. At least I don't live in Michigan, that would be the epitome of Michigay.
by schnablay January 14, 2010
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Michigan State University

Where summer barbeques involve Wolverines. The reason they are extinct in Michigan is because they've been hunted by Spartans.

U of M fans will knock the education, but 90% of them didn't attend college and got their gear at Wal-Mart. They tend to be overweight, diabetic, ugly, and speel lik thise. If you're a guy, you can't help but walk around with a boner because there are so many hotties walking around. Beware - STDs are rampant, but this a case at many universities. Just wrap your junk with a garbage bag or an entire roll of Cling Wrap and you'll be fine.

The best university in the state of Michigan! Anyone that says different didn't even graduate from high school. Appalachian State, anyone? Didn't think so.
hockey Final Fours MSU East Lansing Spartans hot women big boobies not U of M Wolverines taste great Michigan State University
by lolredwings June 14, 2011
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