Muff

Muff to me, is, something that is very undesirable. Also, something that is considered garbage or worthless.

"Did you see Batman vs Superman? It was compete muff, I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy."

by Poos Yoosy August 1, 2017

muff banter

Oral sex on a woman.

That guy was an expert muff banterer.

by fatface August 5, 2006

muff butt

A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.

In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."

by Anus Beeker December 30, 2006

Muff Cake

A person(s) whom can be identified as a Muff; A hairy vagina; Idiot.

That kid is a muff cake!

by Fletcherx December 30, 2006

Muff Cabbage

its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.

you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.

by elle088 October 20, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Spoiled; Social bully; A trashy, rude, selfish, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, unlovable, unloving, individual who often thinks he/she is just misunderstood by everyone. A term widley understood as an insult to both a delicious food and the precious female organ. It is derived from two other units of american slang contractions: a) Muthafuckin = muff + b) Garbage= cabbage; spoken quickly with a Northeastern American city accent. Term was used on Comedy Central's wonderful and also very mis-understood show South Park.

Allot of hypocritical Americans are muff cabbage, ignorant of their history and roots.

by Kyle's Twin December 30, 2012

Muff diving

to orally please a women with a muff.

I went muff diving last night

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005