A: Did you hear about Justin?
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
by neuro_nick January 2, 2017
Get the Mormon Speedballmug. A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
Get the Mormon Fuckboimug. by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021
Get the Mormon haremmug. “Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”
“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”
“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”
by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025
Get the The Mormon Blastmug. by WordsmithG June 15, 2024
Get the Mormon Sodamug. a Jewish family with 4 or more kids
by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022
Get the Jewish Mormonsmug. Mormons who do things for attention, to look like a baddie, for shock value, to prove themselves not be seen as someone who grew up in Utah or look like your average Mormon Joe. Does things normal people do but does it loudly to prove they don’t confine themselves. Doesn’t want to look like a goodie so they are obnoxious about being a baddie.
Typically goes to #lit concerts and wears lots of band tees to prove it, thinks cussing makes them extra hilarious, makes it a point to tell everyone they want a tattoo, talks about how many boys they’ve NCMOd and thinks it makes them a #baddie, participates in adult cliques and toxic woke culture and thinks they are being an activist (Research Obama Woke Culture), has that edgy Utah Mormon fashion taste and thinks they are being different but they are just wearing platform shoes and button up jeans like every other Mormon Baddie.
Typically goes to #lit concerts and wears lots of band tees to prove it, thinks cussing makes them extra hilarious, makes it a point to tell everyone they want a tattoo, talks about how many boys they’ve NCMOd and thinks it makes them a #baddie, participates in adult cliques and toxic woke culture and thinks they are being an activist (Research Obama Woke Culture), has that edgy Utah Mormon fashion taste and thinks they are being different but they are just wearing platform shoes and button up jeans like every other Mormon Baddie.
Fred “She’s so hawt and cool!”
Tommy “Don’t be fooled man. It’s unnatural. She’s just your typical Mormon Baddie. If we were outside of Utah you wouldn’t think so bro. She’s just liberal like us. Don’t settle.”
Tommy “Don’t be fooled man. It’s unnatural. She’s just your typical Mormon Baddie. If we were outside of Utah you wouldn’t think so bro. She’s just liberal like us. Don’t settle.”
by MormonBaddie March 12, 2020
Get the Mormon Baddiemug.