One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.
by The Irv November 30, 2010
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when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.
Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?
Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011
Get the Masterbeated mug.When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.
by The Dirty October 2, 2012
Get the Master Blasted mug.A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.
Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.
Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.
Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)
Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.
Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)
by Mr. E 2.0 February 7, 2012
Get the Master Hog mug.Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012
Get the Masterbation Goggles mug.The genius who had a moment of inspiration and thought of "pound it" instead of the over-used word, "hashtag". Also the general of the Military Acapella Group on Skis (whom he taught to pull out), Master Wadleigh is an idol to us all.
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