Minnesota Pickle

Please deficate, then freeze the feces for at least 24 hours and when you're feelin' horny and you're all alone, use the frozen feces as a dildo. The temperature of it adds extra sensation. :

"Hey, Kimm, what'd you do last night?"

"Well, I was feelin pretty frisky, so I used my Minnesota Pickle!"

"Awesome!!"

by Rebecca F November 28, 2007

minnesota twins

the worst baseball team to have ever existed.

GOD DAMN the minnesota twins suck so much ass

by shadows99 August 14, 2009

Minnesotan

a passive-agressive, egotistical jerk or bitch who can't drive.

This jerk-off riding my ass is definitely a Minnesotan.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Minnesota Log Chute

When in the "doggie-style" position, you perform a technique of compressing air into the partners anus(known as the cum-pressor. After you feel a great amount of force, pull out and enjoy the chocolate fountain.

Well she said she had to do the two, so I cum-pressed her for a Minnesota Log Chute

by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009

Mintie

To take and consume a drink that has been left unattended at a pub, bar, club, rave, etc.

Person A: I've not got any wonga left. Let's go mintie some drinks.

Person B: Ok!

by Lychgate May 26, 2008

minneapolis

what was once a nice city that thugs decided to burn because one cop was kneeling on the neck of someone who was resisting arrest.

person 1: I want the old minneapolis back
person 2: isn't that the place that was looted and burned because someone was killed by a cop?
person 1: yes, and I always drive around it

by Chadgtnz July 1, 2021

Minnesota Wild

A professional hockey team that set an all-time sports record by scoring one pathetic goal in an entire best of seven series.

Because of the team's Minnesota Wild-like play, they got shutout for third straight time.

by Alex March 4, 2004