midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.
Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!
by Evake March 24, 2024
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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 11, 2005
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Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.
by hiaatus February 09, 2013
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I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.
I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.
by WBAP December 12, 2021
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Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.
I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.
by Pineapple River September 20, 2021
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midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length
Brandon is a midget beater
by Jacob eat June 25, 2018
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Midget Supremacist

A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.

If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".
"I HATE BIGGERS!!!"

-Words of a midget supremacist
by thefatty_Blow January 26, 2025
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