Phone Making out

When a texting conversation with a boyfriend/girlfriend is really HOT and sometimes soppy. But they dont actually make out in real life.

Wendy: OMG Hayley was phone making out with Bruce like all day yesterday.

Laura: Yer why can't they just hurry up and make out!

by Yerpyerp December 10, 2007

Making Toast

to be too busy to handle another task; preoccupied

man, dont bother me, i have an exam tomorrow morning and im making toast

by jcrew122392 May 15, 2008

Meating

A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.

Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!

by jewrock February 18, 2011

Meaningless sex

Sex that is done for no reason

Me and my bitch had meaningless sex

by Thsedabd May 27, 2018

merkin

Pubic wig, often used by prostitutes who have been infected with or are trying to avoid pubic lice.

Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"

or

Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."

by Emily McMahan May 30, 2006

Making Gravy

If there's been a drop in the level of hygiene in our bumcrack area; following mild accidental weeping or the 'rubbing in' of 'post-poo' poo with toilet paper; there becomes a potential risk of 'making gravy', if exercise occurs during this state and sweat ventures into the bumcrack, the subsequent mix of sweat and poo can result in a state of 'making gravy'.

I'm Making Gravy, I ran for the bus but I missed it, if only I hadn't stopped for a poo, now I'm late AND I smell like Spanish Cheese.

by Phillip Cluskey April 11, 2007

The Meaning Of Life

Truley, this is unanswered. The only meaning of life is to live it to the fullest and serve God. Die happy and on your way to heaven. that is the only goal and purpous in life. THAT AND to make music.

The meaning of life is music.

by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 22, 2004