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jewish gas mask

When a man pulls his scrotum over a ladies face and places his butthole directly over the nose. Said man than proceedes to fart mercilessly. The spreading of the ball sack makes a perfect "mask" over the womans face and forces her to deeply inhale any anal flatulence.
Nothing says loving a woman like a good ol' Jewish Gas Mask.
by Professor Poops May 16, 2006
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tread marks

The holes left over from herion usage
by *9 July 15, 2005
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Maskai

Maskai is used to describe the God of Gods. Maskai is a very nice, cool, calm and collected individual who has no issues being such a god.
"Damn, how is Maskai such a god?"
by Maskai October 30, 2019
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Maskaphobia

Fear of what your first blind date with social distancing is going to look like without their face mask
The doctor said I’m suffering from Maskaphobia caused from my blind date removing their face mask
by Hailey Comet May 2, 2020
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Mask Pressure

Wearing a mask in public (generally an outdoor area) only of guilt since everyone else in the area is also wearing one
I always feel safe walking outside during corona, but the fact that everyone else is wearing a mask makes me guilty about not wearing one

Damn, mask pressure is a powerful thing
by AnonymousMarowak2817 March 14, 2021
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maskaholic

someone who constantly advocates for mask-wearing (which you should). they probably sleep in their mask
person 1: look at that guy, he's wearing a mask in his car with nobody else in it.
person 2: he's definitely a maskaholic
by angry italian man March 21, 2021
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Maksimas

Maksimas is a very humorous man that has willy on the smaller side.(Its all about the motion of the ocean not the size boat). Maksimas is a stunning young lad he gets all the younger boys.
Parent: Kids get out the park Maksimas is here.
Kids: *Scream*
by Kocksucker September 28, 2021
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