Mandoing

Instead of "mansplaining" the man just does what the woman was doing, except faster and better.

Woman: Honey? Can you show me how to do this?
Man: Instead of mansplaining it to you I will "mando" it instead. (Thinks to himself: I would just have to do it again later. Mandoing will be faster than mansplaining and I won't have to fix what she fucked up.)

by Mandoer June 18, 2018

Mandoon

A totally made up word used to confuse and distract someone (similar to the totally true story of the great drop bears)

My town is totally cool, it has a mandoon, I bet you've never been to a mandoon

by Bebbo13 July 17, 2022

Macdougals

Arrestingly large, round boobs, particularly in tight clothing, so that the fabric is stretched to maximum tension.

Holy shit, look at those Macdougals! They're about to break loose!

by Mitch St. Mitchels October 3, 2008

Maddog-errific

an adjective used by MTL's at the 332nd Military Training flight to enhance any noun that they deem fit to bear the title of Maddog.

Real talk, That paintball crew was Maddog-errific today, their game was off-tha-chain fo shizzle.

by zmonfosho March 26, 2009

madoption

Circumventing legal requirements and adopting a child from another country by using your fame and money to pressure/bribe the government into bending the rules for you.

Celebrity X pulled a madoption by donating money to a small third world country in exchange for an orphan.

by alyson74 April 5, 2009

Madonna claws

The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw

Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.

by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011

MacDonalds Fuck Boi

That Kid at MacDonalds who keeps trying to fuck your girlfriend but is to bitch to say anything to your face

Bro 1: that kids getting punched if he keeps it up
Bro 2: who ?
Bro 1: that Chance kid, he's the MacDonalds Fuck Boi.
Bro 2: Man I heard that no one wants his greasy Mc Chode

by J_715 June 30, 2016