Action Man

A man of action. Whenever it is, wherever you are, Action Man will be there to make sure the roads are clear of obstructions. He will perform any task if is an emergency, but dont ask him to do anything that isnt... He is a man of action, a man in the now, he is Action Man...

...The GREATEST hero of them ALL!

What Up, Officer?" "Thank God, its Action Man, the roads will be clear from danger and now the gas tank wont explode!

by Keitherine February 25, 2011

Elephant Man

A person who has an incredible memory, yet is horribly deformed and infested with parasites. They are also highly resistant to cancer for reasons science is yet to explain.

Tom: Hey what was that word we were going to add to urban dictionary?

Bill: damn I forgot

Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man

Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021

Moose Man

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.

Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*

by yerxa December 11, 2020

d.gray-man

A great manga with a run in Weekly Jump. D.Gray-man is Hoshino Katsura's debut manga about an exorcist named Allen Walker and an organization known as the Black Priests who try to cleanse the world of the Akuma.

We just scanlated the eighteenth chapter of D.Gray-man for you fans.

by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005

Scungilli Man

Scungilli Man is an evil figure, always lurking in the shadows. If you say his name nine times in a mirror, he will leave a plate of scungilli on your front step.

Ben: Hey, did you hear from the Scungilli Man last night?

Henry: Don’t ever mention the S-man again!

by @Scungilli_Man October 6, 2020

Bean man

A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.

Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight

by Y___u October 21, 2019

man nap

Getting some quality sleep where you shouldn't be.

I hadn't slept the night before work, and had been out drinking rather too much. I came into work late with a hangover and then took a man nap in the disabled toilet for a few hours...

Good times...

by Anonymous0000 September 19, 2005