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Maggie

Maggie is a girl with a big forehead but its more like a tenhead and she a rat aswell as a THOT that wears booty shorts all the time.
Person1:did you see that THOT

Person2:yeah thats a maggie
by Uptownsans69 June 10, 2020
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Maggy

Josh: How was Anna last night?
John: She was AMAZING. except she had a lot of Maggy. It was a little gross.
by Jacobbisadude August 4, 2011
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Rain Dance Maggie

A type of chicken fried steak used to disguise a banana as a ninja fighting karate chopping monkey to eliminate a certain slow race of rainbow sprinkles. They poop then eat their poop. they come in flavors such as bubble gum and berry blast.
by veggiemonstah October 3, 2011
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Maggie

really ugly, so insecure. bit of a rat
Maggie: Hey Indi and Halle how are you?
Halle and Indi: ew go away you ugly rat
by dddevil April 29, 2020
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maggot

Johnie was a maggot. Who killed his family? Was it the bigots or the hypocrisy?
by Mike January 13, 2003
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maggaly

Ewww you see that maggaly standing at my corner.

Did you see that maggaly givin that guy head.

Your such a maggaly!
by Linda Jimenez December 9, 2007
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Maggie

Maggie is a person who from the surface seems generally nice and normal but once you get to know her you realize how fucked up she is. She is a closeted whore who jumps from guy to guy like a secret ninja in the night. Maggie may not seem like a drug addict but she is. If Maggie asks to borrow some lunch money, chances are she will take it to go meet her crack dealer out front. Maggie lives under a rock in a small town just outside of civilization. She needs hot dogs and cocaine to survive.
If you take Maggie to a party chances are she will have some wild story for you after; that is if you don't have to rush her to the hospital for fucking someone to hard.

If you have sex with a Maggie she'll rip your dick off. Boys beware.
Girl: "OMG Maggie is so weird!"
Girl 2: "I thought she was really nice?"
Girl: "no no no! she lives in the middle of nowhere and all she wanted to do when I slept over was eat hotdogs"
Girl 2: "ew wtf.."
by secretninja2323 July 10, 2011
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