the kick off of the beginning of a high school sports season (usually football) in which a team practices at the earliest possible moment, so they can kick extra ass in all of their games. FOOOTTBAAALLLL!!
Johnny: "Hey are you going to midnight madness tonight?"
Jimmy: "Hell Yeah! Our football team is gunna be AWESOME this year!"
Johnny: "FUCK YEA!!"
Jimmy: "FOOOOTTTBAAALLLL!!!!!"
Jimmy: "Hell Yeah! Our football team is gunna be AWESOME this year!"
Johnny: "FUCK YEA!!"
Jimmy: "FOOOOTTTBAAALLLL!!!!!"
by crazycaddy August 17, 2011

The sex act in which two people do all of the following:
• fuck in a library,
• in the biology section,
• on the first/main floor,
• during the main hours of operation,
• get almost fully naked,
• do three or more different positions,
• and videotape it on one of their phones
• for a minimum of five minutes.
• fuck in a library,
• in the biology section,
• on the first/main floor,
• during the main hours of operation,
• get almost fully naked,
• do three or more different positions,
• and videotape it on one of their phones
• for a minimum of five minutes.
My girlfriend and I pulled a dirty mads the other day! I was staring at a copy of a scientific paper on frog mating the entire time, but it was still the most fun sex I’ve ever had.
by Mcre May 10, 2020

Used as an excuse to treat the person who made you mad like shit for an indiscriminate amount of time due to the perceived justification of the anger.
Generally used by girlfriends against their boyfriends. Over the other often more mature options of talking about it and coming to a reasonable solution.
Generally used by girlfriends against their boyfriends. Over the other often more mature options of talking about it and coming to a reasonable solution.
Boyfriend joked about the girlfriend being stubborn.
Girlfriend claims "I have the right to be mad!!!
Boyfriend proceeds to get the silent treatment and sleeps alone for 2 days.
Girlfriend claims "I have the right to be mad!!!
Boyfriend proceeds to get the silent treatment and sleeps alone for 2 days.
by nate-dawg-dizzle March 1, 2010

Someone says, "Never bring a sword to a gunfight". Yeah, tell that to Jack Churchill. What a mad lad
by newholder December 19, 2019

Getting mad for absolutely no reason like Amber on MTV's Teen Mom. Characterized by screaming, hysterical crying, pushing, hitting, ruining family dinners, holidays, anniversary's, and public outings. Breaking off a relationship and getting back together at least once a week. Constantly walking around with a look of stress and anger. Distributing signs of being bipolar.
by BJB88 September 16, 2010

a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef.
by BadBit November 12, 2004

by Chelt January 30, 2004
