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Lil mosey

jack: hey did you hear about lil mosey quitting drugs?
joseph: damn prob cause of juice wrld RIP
by lmfg January 6, 2020
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Gavin Moss

An annoying, trash looking muscle-less person. Usually points out a stoner.
Gavination is a term which defines a trashed area, especially Classroom.
Chris: Why are you so Gavin Moss today?
by bigdave825 October 6, 2010
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messy wedgie

A bullying move where a jock or cool guy first dumps something slimy into the victim's underwear before giving him a wedgie. Pudding, yogurt, applesauce, whipped cream, and other sticky food items are common, especially in a school environment where jocks would typically be giving them in the bathroom during lunch. The slimy substance actually makes the wedgie sting less, but what it doesn't bring in terms of pain it more than makes up for in humiliation and discomfort. Often given before something more insidious, like a chocolate swirlie or a buttshover, as the wedgie and the mess add to the discomfort and humiliation for the victim.
I didn't want my pudding at lunch and I was bored so I went in the bathroom and caught Johnny and gave him a messy atomic wedgie. It was chocolate pudding so when I pantsed him it looked like he shit himself, and I sent pictures to everyone. He had no way of cleaning off or changing clothes; luckily he's wearing jeans today and it didn't show through so I made him pull them back up and walk around with all the pudding in there for the rest of the day. We should definitely grab him after school and give him a chocolate swirlie - then he'll have chocolate up top AND down below, hahahahah!
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Nerd to his friend: I got a messy wedgie from the lacrosse bros today, they had so much leftover yogurt from their team breakfast and they put it all down my underwear and tortured me in the locker room the whole morning. They do this stuff to me every day, lots of wedgies and sometimes swirlies and it's sooooo gross, I just hope they don't give me a buttshover ever again!
Lax bro walking up smirking: What's that? You hope we give you a buttshover again? Well, guess we know what you're getting after gym class later!
Nerd: Please no!
Lax bro: Hell yeah loser! And don't even think about picking or cleaning that messy wedgie, or we'll have to have the whole team give you buttshovers!
by yikestbh September 22, 2017
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mossheads

A deragatory term for African Americans. This term comes from the moss like nature of the pubic hair on their heads
"Those fucking Mossheads sold me peanuts and said it was crack cocaine"
by OSP June 8, 2007
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Mosey

In 1960's South Omaha drinking Mosey was an obscure drink of choice.
It consisted of a mixture of beer, wine, whiskey, vodka and any other alcohol available.
To complete the mixture, it was required to add a bottle of your favorite cologne or aftershave. e.g. Hai Karate, English Leather, Old Spice, Brut or Aqua Velva.
This was done to extend the quantity of alcohol that was hard to come by.
Lets make up some Mosey and get wasted.

"Warning" Drinking Mosey could be dangerous to your health - I lived, but I am an idiot.
by Barney Bad Ass March 13, 2011
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boss moss

Damn, that Ken sure is a boos moss mutha fucka
by kdub September 22, 2003
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mossberg

to not show up to an event after RVSPing then calling and giving a long winded fair fetched excuse.
Damn it! Jeff just mossberg'd me for my birthday party.
by SaltyChip January 25, 2005
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