Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of grizzly wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: I just put a lipper and ate that dirty girls ass.
Maniac 2: Dude, you gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!

by Maniac 3 May 12, 2024

Michigan Mudpuppy

Eating ass with a horseshoe chew of Grizzly Wintergreen in.

Maniac 1: Bro, I had a fat lipper of griz in when I ate that dirty girl's ass last night.
Maniac 2: Dude! You gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!
Maniac 1: Hell Yeah!

by Maniac 3 May 13, 2024

Michigan

Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.

Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 13, 2024

Sweet Michigan

When you take breastfed baby poop and put it on someone’s sandwich for a mustardy surprise.

Steve doesn’t realize that he’s about to have a taste of the Sweet Michigan!

by EquestiRN February 14, 2024

Michigan mitten

The act of fingering a woman with your thumb and using the other four fingers to penetrate her ass

Hey babe, since it frisky Friday....how about a Michigan mitten ?

by Datguyocolor February 24, 2024

Michigan butt chug

The act of inserting an open Gatorade bottle in somebody’s anus letting empty out in your partners, rectal cavity and preceding the drink out of their anus.

“Me and my partner just did the Michigan Butt Chug last night. I don’t know how much I liked it, but I’m willing to try it again.

by K-Town Crips February 29, 2024

Algonac Michigan

Algonac a shitty ass town full of pussy who's lives consist of fighting and smoking dope and the amount of nic feins is unreal people with suck you off for one nic rip and the kids such as that retard jordan Smith and shane soring all around the whole damn down is boof ass bitches and retarted ass people

Jon.Yo wanna go to algonac
Peter.Nah that faggot jordan Smith lives there

Jon.Your right he might try to fuck us
Peter.hes a major fag
Jon.im never going to Algonac michigan

by Stfufag26252 February 29, 2024