milf

man I love folklore

(reference to taylor swift album, one of the top 9 albums ever written)

oh milf!

by dotsie daises May 22, 2021

Melf

An elf that is also a milf

Santa sat down all his little elves for some quit time, when little Johnny elf starting acting up. Santa then told little Johnny "Bitch, you better sit your ass down before I go fuck ur melf of a mother." Johnny then sat down and started to cry

by Kiirra6669 May 28, 2021

Milfalicious

When a mom is so incredibly hot that you need an even stronger word to describe it that word is milfalicious

Dang bro coles mom is lookin milfalicious

by Jonah pap May 30, 2021

milfattracter1

lori. the coolest person ever they also enjoy mask by dream

milfattracter1 is so cool i love them so much

by frogsoup_ June 16, 2021

MILF

um… sweetie, why? uh anyways a milf is… uh…a hot mom ig-

“Bakugo’s mom is a milf”

by bakibakiniore__ June 19, 2021

Milf Muff

A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.

OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"

by gay_slayer69420 June 22, 2021

Milf

Man, I love frogs :)

Jerry: "hey Tom ready to go hiking?"
Tom: "....milf...."
Jerry: "what?"
Tom: "just thinkin bout frogs :)"

by KikoKasai July 31, 2021