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Matyrnoob

A player in Call of Duty 4 who uses the Matyrdom perk (drop a grenade upon death).
That guy killed me with his matyrdom, fucking matyrnoob.
by Demonplague87 February 5, 2009
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Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.
Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".
by meatman500 January 5, 2009
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meat at the dish

A baseball term for when someone gets tagged out at home plate, best used for dramatic effect. Made famous by former Fox Sports Net West news anchor Van Earl Wright.
1. "Blalock comes around third, trying to score, but he is MEAT at the dish."
by spackopotamus July 8, 2009
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Meat Lock

When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.
Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.
by Louns O'Tool October 18, 2009
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Meat Grapes

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.
by BKDinGA July 23, 2010
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Meanyeon

The second generation evolution of a Miyeon. Generally much more evil and impolite than a Miyeon, but not as bad a Peeyeon.
Meanyeons are highly volatile, and can be as explosive as caesium in water. They are known to completely annihilate weaker beings if provoked. While Meanyeons mostly travel alone due to their intense lack of social skills, you may come across a herd of them on occasion. This will likely occur in the DMZ between North and South Korea, where intensely modified creatures from the Communist north roam free.
If you are unlucky enough to encounter such a herd, you have a 0.0074% chance of survival. It is likely that you will also find among the herd a creature known as a JHPA. The full, expanded acronym is an unutterable series of words. Comparable to "YHWH," the sacred name of God. The pronunciation of this word has long been lost. If the full name of JHPA is ever again to emerge from the mouth of a human being, the world will plunge into a MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction) nuclear war.
A noted and well-documented method of avoiding Meanyeon attacks is to stroke the wrist of the creature itself. This deactivates the attack mechanism of the Meanyeon by causing it to hyperventilate and laugh hysterically, at which point it is advisable to strangle the little bugger.
A: Goddammit, India just got nuked. B: By Pakistan? A: No, by Meanyeons.
by ecyrblim December 5, 2011
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meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media
Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.
by doowopqueen May 24, 2016
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