mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!

Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."

by BeanieBenny February 16, 2024

mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.

“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”

by negr0thehero May 7, 2023

Mash

Heavy kissing without using your tongue. Two people mashing their lips together.

Tony: "Did you see those Steve and Brenda at the party last night?"
Meg: "OMG they were really mashing."

by wollfe February 28, 2013

flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

Mash

To beat somebody up badly.

“Imma mash this nigga if he don’t got my money”

by ICryMyselfToSleepXD April 5, 2024

Mashing off

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

mash team

group of males set out to shoot someone/somebody.

'too many man want me on their mash team cus when i lick off shots heads are cumin off clean'

by chattaz March 14, 2009