Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Martie

Martie’s have the most amazing personalities out of all of your friends. They have a wonderful sense of humor and will brighten your day when she smiles. Martie’s are naturally flirty and will make all boys drool. They are strong inside and out and always know the way to your heart. She will help you when you need it and never leave your side if she trusts you. Martie’s are very athletic and good at all sports they want to be good at. If Martie cares about something she will not give up on that dream and do everything in her power to make it happen. Martie’s can be your best friend or your worst nightmare if you do something bad to her or someone she cares about. She will always try to do the right thing and what she thinks is best. You should cherish your time with Martie because if she doesn’t trust you she will move on because she has many other people waiting for her; she lives by one policy: NEXT!

“Who datt”
“Martie”
“Wowwwww”

by yeeeeetus thy feeeeeeeetus May 22, 2019

Tracey Martel

Trixie Mattel’s unofficial name, born from the time she did a pageant (yes that’s happening) and the announcer/host person was so drunk he read out ‘TRIXIE MATTEL’ as ‘TRACEY MARTEL’. Subsequently, Trixie calls herself this all the time lol. LOVE YOU TRIXXXX

oh honey, tracey martel? sounds like my friday night honey!

by veryqueerandinthebuilding December 18, 2020

Lockheed Martin

An American global aerospace, defense, security, and advanced technology company headquartered in Bethesda, Maryland, with worldwide interests. They're one of the many companies which profits from war.

Lockheed Martin notched $36.3 billion in sales in 2011, slightly higher than the $35.7 billion the company sold in 2010. The arms sales comprised 78% of the company's total 2011 sales. Lockheed makes a wide range of products, including aircraft, missiles, unmanned systems and radar systems. The company and its employees have been concerned about the effects of the "fiscal cliff" and sequestration, the latter of which includes significant cuts to the U.S. Department of Defense. In the fall of 2012, the company planned on issuing layoff notices to all employees before backing down at the White House's request.

by Dancing with Fire May 28, 2013

Backseat martial artist

Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.

Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.

Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ

BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.

BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know

BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ

by Lee Gin Jet April 24, 2008

Lazy Martin

Using a jacuzzi jet to pleasure one's self

Once all the couples left the hot tub, I gave myself a lazy martin.

by Billy Burke December 25, 2005

Martyrbation

The pleasure of complaining about being persecuted, when practiced by people who aren't actually being persecuted.

In an orgy of martyrbation, the fundamentalists complained that they were being persecuted for not being allowed to use tax dollars to promote their brand of religion.

by rewinn December 18, 2011