lunchboxing

An kinky act in which one person lays down with celophane over their lips and the other person shits on the celophane.

John and Jen loved lunchboxing when they had to take a dump and were horny at the same time.

by Dirty O Fries June 27, 2004

lunch box

a familiar term for a fat guy (usually your friend, or hetero-life partner)

"Hey, Lunchbox!!! Check out the tits on that bitch!!!"

by jay February 5, 2003

out to lunch

a) A sign that is put on the outside of a business premesis that is indicating that it is temporarily non functional, and that business will resume within the hour.

b) not paying attention.

Out to lunch, back at one.


He's out to lunch.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

lunchable

Coworker agreeable to sex during the lunch hour.

"Tad the mailboy is my Thursday lunchable, usually in the supply closet."

by AMRF August 16, 2007

School Lunch

You spend 5 hours constantly taking it up the ass by teachers learning shit that most of it won't help you in the future. You are starving because you were "not allowed" to eat the nice breakfast at home and have to eat the schools dogshit cereal cups and dogshit yogurt (That is if your grade ranges through 1st to 8th grade) and left starving. It is finally mid noon and ready to eat the lunch which is the main focus on this definition which in lunch does not involve being assrammed by constant work. BUT NO! School districts are always trying to find ways to displeasure their "students". So they give their students this toxic waste they call lunch that when you look at it close enough you can see it moving. And no the lunch ladies do not deserve the blame because if they were in charge of the lunch they would have gave students better meals that don't look like it contains 30% plastic, 20% rubber, and 50% foodstuff. The syrup is not syrup because it moves like water and not the good ol' molasses-movin' syrup we used to put on our pancakes. All in all, the school lunch is horrible and it's mouth feel is even worse and Gordon Ramsay would have a fatal heart attack if he even was in the presence of it.

Kid 1: THE NACHOS TASTE FEELS LIKE GLASS AND THE CHEESE IS FAKE!
Kid 2: Tell me about' it, the school lunch looks like it came from another planet, I doubt even aliens will eat this gunk.

by BonelessJohn February 10, 2020

Lunchbox

A male Bulge visible to others.

OH MY GOODNESS, daphne, look at that old man's raging Lunchbox

by Dairylea May 27, 2010

Executive Lunch

Brazilian slang for using one's lunch hour to slam

I decided to forgo my usual sandwich for a nice, meaty executive lunch

by camarones June 27, 2008