Lobster

This damn lobster.
*sigh*
You know what? Just--just...
Who is it?

Seriously...? Come on. Just. Take responsibility for your problems. We all have that lobster in our life, but
I don't know.
*Ahem.*
Who is it?

by N0ne of your concern December 23, 2022

Lobster Rangoon

A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would

"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"

by claw-bster December 23, 2022

Rock lobstered

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things

i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car

by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023

Burnt Lobster

A man usually of dark skin color or African descent, which has been depicted as a marine animal, typically a lobster, in some way shape or form.

Person 1: Hey, that African guy who voiced the lobster in The Little Mermaid just got into a car accident.
Person 2: Oh, that burnt lobster? What a shame.

by trustmeitsreal November 29, 2023

Pasta and lobster

Used to express your love, appreciation, and attraction for good white men.

“I love pasta and lobster” “Where is my pasta and lobster” “She got her pasta and lobster” “Pasta and lobster…sprinkle sprinkle”

by BubbleGumGirl_ December 10, 2023

lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog served from the weenie wagon

I'll take a Lewiston lobster roll with mustard and ketchup please

by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023

lobster gang

The (LOBSTER GANG) is owned by Glory on YouTube

dumb bells by (@$ap Larry)

Posted 8/26/24

Lobster gang

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by Glorb worldwide August 29, 2023