hold your lobsters!

another version of 'hold your horses'.

"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"

by mia120 May 23, 2007

Lobster

A seafood delicacy. Also referred to as a Nephropidae. Red. VERY RED. Frequently found in the mid canterbury area - especially in the heat of summer.

"Bro, I just saw a massive Lobster down the main street!"

"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"

by Lobster_lover March 2, 2011

lobster clawing

lobster clawing is when a person is clustering their hands full of misc and random items trying to complete a task except said items have no purpose for the task at hand thus lobster clawing. usually because a person does not want to put said misc items down.

Can also be said when a person has to many things in hands and arms to the point of slipping and dropping items while flailing about under any influence of narcotic substances ( usually GHB )

I'm trying to find my wrench to tech on my BMX but I'm lobster clawing all this other stuff I'm coming across trying to find it.

by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 10, 2013

lobster dick

1.a person with the inability to pee after having sex or jacking off or any shit like that
2 a complete and total hater

ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster dick

ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit

by gibran October 18, 2007

lobster

when a person has genital warts

yeah i swear that girl i met last night was a lobster

by Rebekha Claydon March 31, 2008

lobster babes

If your body is proportional

damn homie, look at that lobster babe, her ass is huge

by 24s is a good song May 24, 2003

Lobster

The itch you get from an expensive whore.

Man: "Damn bitch! You got crabs or somethin'!?"
Whore: "You think I'm that cheap!? Nah, it's lobster"

by OffendedByTheFrosting! July 26, 2009