lobby

adjective: a guy that always acts like a high dumbass even when he's sober.

dude, randy is so lobby. he cant turn on the tv. what a tool.

by that and this 666 August 8, 2009

lobsterback

a fuckin british, term used by colonists way back when to make fun of the britishes red coats

brit: hey u fuckin wanka!

american: fuck you u fuckin lobsterback!

by rearb jearb July 28, 2005

Cock Lobster

A lobster with cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster

by AmericanIdol101 February 17, 2008

Lobb

Sucks at hockey, has a chode,wacks off to gay porn

Lobb is so gay

by Big balls 12 34 September 13, 2016

lobuser

A person who, on Microsoft Network (MSN, although most of you bleary-eyed monitor-staring adolescents already know that) repeats the phrase "lol" after every sentence. This word comes from the words "lol" and "abuser." The person usually has no sense of humour and is looking for an inside joke to display as their name, but may be half asleep while aty the computer and using lol as an automatic reflex. Some suspect that human beings were born with the natural instict of responding "lol" to comments (though the theory is not supported by anyone other than, um, me.)

Person 1: i'm back, i just had to go eat dinner.
Lobuser: lol

by Ilana July 29, 2008

lobsterdog

A strange animal that is rarely seen around Halloween. This animal always has a totally embarassed look about him/her.

I was in Petsmart the other day and saw a Lobsterdog

by petnut December 14, 2008

Lobstertaper

One who wears boxer shorts and sets holy buildings on fire

Phil: Watch out for that faggot. He's a lobstertaper

Kevin: Indeed

Phil: (Gunshots)

by Kevin Salad June 27, 2007