Landen

Landen is a boy who looks awsome but he does not like many girls he likes guys and old baggy wemon boi I feel bad for a landen poor poor landen

Landen is a fag

by Someone Hayes December 26, 2016

landing strip

The strip of facial hair that begins under a man's lower lip and ends at his chin.

My pussy came down hard on my man's landing strip last night

by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004

landenburger

a cave dwelling tribe from canada. they have many chapters all over the world. every landenburger has a barcode and number tattoo under the hair above the spine. this is for identification at clan meetings. their goal is to steal ketchup from fast food resteraunts to eat such as mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, ect. Their other main foos source is bread and when it is put together with ketchup, can feed a colony for hundreds of years. if you see a deformed man stealing ketchup from a fast food resteraunt call 1800-LANDENBURGER

landenburgers are the hills have eyes but in canada

by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Landon

He's a nice guy and is mostly nice. He has a dark side though! When he likes someone, he doesn't stop to get them (except when he makes up stupid reasons as to why he shouldn't.) He has boring eyes, but that's ok because his personality makes up for. He usually has a twin named spencer and they are inseparable. Most of the time, he's kinda of athletic. He usually plays tennis and doesn't play anything else at all (except boring soccer.) He's friends include his pet turtle, Ashanti, Victoria, and Addison. They're his best friends and he loves them very much.

If you are dating a Landon, he would be loyal and undying to your love. He will love you with everything he has.

Person #1: Do you see him?
Person #2: Yeah! He's so... athletic!
Person #1: Well, you can't have him! He's mine!
Person #2: I didn't want him. I have a Brandon!
Person #1: Landon is better.

by |pseudonym|life| June 5, 2018

landons dick

when landons dick grows and poks a hole in his jeans which splits his dick and half with all the pee and cun spolling

its landons dick

by landons dick May 9, 2018

Landons

1. Nomadic backpackers with no responsibilities in life.

2. Free spririted people.

synonyms: Gypsy, traveler, nomad, rover, roamer, wanderer

"a caravan of Landons"

Hey ask one of those landons if they need a ride to Jerusalem to get to their hostel.

by Kubota December 9, 2018

Landon

Landon is a strong and caring guy. He may come to a point where he can care less about who you are. He may sit there and call you a bitch. He makes mistakes just like everyone else. Sometimes he may not understand the type of person he himself is. He changes. But he is funny and understanding. Trustworthy. He'll sit there and convince you to tell the truth. Then you'll have to say it. He's a country loving guy. He hates people who lie. Never choose anyone over Landon. What ever you do, Just keep the boy happy. He always puts a smile on your face.

If he's hot then he's a Landon.

by His friend January 9, 2019