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Pull a Joseph

to flee from a female who is trying to sexually tempt you
Yeah bro, we were watching Avengers and she kept touching me so i had to Pull a Joseph
by BIBLE_MAN116 May 16, 2019
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Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third

Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third is a very smart and innovative individual who is very handsome, with his moustache, his very beautiful dark purple hair and his orange sci-fi glasses. He has created a lot of hit games such as: "Joe's (Totally Legal) Flight Simulator", "Joe's Tower Defense" and "Joe's Driving Simulator".
Jones: "Man i love Joe Mama Von Joseph The Third's games! They're amazing!
Bob: "Yea, my favorite one is the flight simulator!"
by Kaj_Cool November 23, 2021
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A very large plump albino dwarf. Who’s favorite activities involve eating kids, taking part in family barbecues, and baptizing babies for a little too long.
John: No! It’s The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine! I’m going to die!

The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine: Do the Thug Shaker ©!
by Edgar Auden Philbrick March 31, 2023
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daniel vs joseph

This is difficult but Daniel overcomes josephs brute powers of gayness. With a turtle on his side Daniel would f*** Joseph up.
Daniel vs Joseph Daniel would win
by Will winks July 20, 2016
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JOSEPH!

The one person you blame for everything even if he isn't there.
1.can be used for no reason when something happens.
2.can be used to blame someone else to get out if something.
Student 1:Did you understand anything the teacher said? I don't like the way he teaches.
Student 2:Starts singing the way then says no I didnt .
Student 3:yeah I didn't either.
Student 4: yeah I actually did.
Teacher:your homework is 1-10.
Student 1: says to student 2 hey foo what's number one?
Student 2: Üm it's ....
Teacher:Hey don't be copying do your own work.
Student 1: Throws a brick at the window and says uhhhh ohhh Nooooo oh come on JOSEPH!
by MoonlightKing May 7, 2016
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Joseph

Jesus father,The Original pimp,the dude who pimped out his wife to God so Jesus could be born or he himself started a ruhmor saying god knocked her up when he himself did it (plottwist)#thuglife
Hi my name is joseph, it is very nice to meet you.
by Jesus pops, the original pimp September 23, 2015
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