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Jennifer

Typically used as an insult for someone who is being a party pooper. A person who says “NAH” for not wanting to do something fun. Drinks Ultra beer also known as “water”. Claims to be healthy but goes to the gym 2x a week... BARELY!!
“Chris : Lucy are we gonna get drunk?”

“Lucy : I can’t sorry, I have to work.”

“Chris : come on, don’t be a Jennifer.”
by Jessieeeeeeeee1 August 17, 2019
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Jennifer Lopez

noun-
1)a soiled whore
2)a piece of shit
3)Eric Cartman's hand

verb-
acting like a spoiled whore

adjective-
spoiled whorish
noun-
1) She being a Jennifer Lopez.
2)Aw man! Look at all this Jennifer Lopez on my finger
3)TACO FLAVORED KISSES

verb-
Stopping Jennifer Lopezing me...

adjective-
STOP ACTING JENNIFER LOPEZ!
by David Winokur May 15, 2005
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Jennifer

A Jennifer is a huge thundercunt of a bitch.
Often resembles a goblin.
Look at that hideous trash goblin! It must be a jennifer!
by master batermelon July 23, 2018
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THE JENNINATOR

when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts peanut butter on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes the fucking jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and molesting him when he was 6 years old
omg mom! you're such a bitch. tonight when you're sleeping i'm giving you a jenninator!
by turtle October 18, 2004
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Jennie

you have a jennie in your nose.
by blulov22 February 6, 2010
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peter jennings

see assbag

A Canadian liberal assbag who makes his journalism look objective but always puts a nice liberal twist to it.
"The most trusted name in news".......yeah right!
by rapsux February 23, 2005
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jennifer moonglow

A woman or girl who is by nature romantic or given to fantasy
My sister said she'd rather have an engagement ring than a flat belly any day. She's such a Jennifer Moonglow.
by Sparkina1967 May 29, 2016
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