Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

Jackinitis

When you go into a Clash Royale slump and lose every game you play in ladder matches.

Example: When you play 2 hours of ladder matches in CR just to lose 200 trophies in the the span of 5 matches.
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!

by Deezwheez July 2, 2022

Jackin

1) Robbery

2) Belief, support, like or interested

3) masturbate

1) If I go broke I’m getting my gun and I’m jackin people on sight

2) He swears he’s the best rapper in the hood, I ain’t jackin it.

3. I thought he smashed, she said he was just jackin it while she danced.

by SavvyBono July 9, 2022

jaeking

A man named jake jerking off why shaking

person one: hey jake! What’s up man what have you been doing
Person two: I’ve just been jaeking, what about you?

by Gayzerr July 29, 2022

jackin

If yu mess with sum or not

Him: She got ugly shoes ya hurdddd

Imm not jackin that

by some bald white guy2 October 31, 2022

Jakking

To say your joking with someone but as jakking instead of joking

Yea I was just jakking with you

by anonymous November 8, 2022

Jackin Jesus

A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.

Jason- OMG IM JACKIN JESUS

by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022