Jordan 

A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.

Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan

Jordan by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019

Jordan 

a (vegan)

He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan

Jordan by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019

Jordan 

This Nigga Gets More Pussy than you Ever will

That Nigga Jordan Hot As Fuck, Im Tryna Have A ThreeSome on god...

Jordan by TayNoodlez On IG June 23, 2019

Jordan 

Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!

Dudette 1: Oh who’s that cute boy over there?
Dudette 2: Oh that’s Jordan!

Jordan by jordanzgirl June 26, 2019

Jordan 

Seems nice and smart but has no idea what he/she is talking about.

Jordan is a real retard

Jordan by Minodle May 2, 2019

jordan 

The sexiest on the planet earth and has the 10-inch punisher and already has six females

jordan is sexy

jordan by Jordan the Sexy man May 2, 2019

Jordan 

A Jordan is a man that has no type of style sometime he where’s black jeans and black jackets and he has a girlfriend that takes all his jackets or atleast try’s he’s always saying he can talk so he can play fortnite and never like taking baths so he’s stinks 😷.

Hey have you seen that dude Jordan

Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one

Jordan by Hatman||| May 6, 2019