i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 18, 2010

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

by Steveasaurusrexx July 11, 2008

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Giant Jocks

A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.

Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!

by Fordgazm September 10, 2009

hiding jock

To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.

Homie had drugs hiding jock.

by Olejb November 22, 2015

jock swagger

A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.

I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.

by ghcalico August 22, 2019

Jock Fantasy

Generally followed by people who feel edgy. Jock fantasy is for people who didn't read fantasy as kids and make sure you know they do now. Typically someone who binge watches The Hobbit movies and shares Game if Thrones memes on Facebook

Person 1: Did you watch Gane of Thrones last night?

Person 2: Nah, I don't waste my time on jock fantasy

by Mike8404 April 11, 2019