to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
Get the i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hatmug. A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
Get the stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hoopermug. A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022
Get the Stupid Oxford Jockmug. the reason why I hate coming to school
bitch ass nigga who only cares about sports,arrogant asshole who only cares about himself,popular,picks on everyone,a dumbass,eventually they will end up working at McDonald’s wonder why they aren’t in the World Cup and then they’ll finally see reality.
bitch ass nigga who only cares about sports,arrogant asshole who only cares about himself,popular,picks on everyone,a dumbass,eventually they will end up working at McDonald’s wonder why they aren’t in the World Cup and then they’ll finally see reality.
Ugh jimmy is so popular and strong and attracts all the girls I wanna be like him jimmy the great jock.
by joeamrys May 4, 2022
Get the Jockmug. A ginger guy that once where emo but stoped cutting him self and starten smoking weed litening to yung lean and got black dreads. And starten fuking hoes but one hoe took all his money and left. And now he is a broke ass nigga on the Streets of sweden.
by Jhon Harman December 11, 2016
Get the jockemug. 
A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
Get the jock swaggermug.