Post kill

When someone comments on a facebook post (status) and totally kills it for anyone else wishing to comment or like.

Somone posts about a crazy party they were at the previous night, and one of their friends (often an outcast or parent) posts about how they shouldnt be doing things like that about the totally boring night they had at their house, a total post kill.

by chillwords 356 January 1, 2011

killing the zebra

Eating a girl out when she is on her period. (blood on your face resembles that of a lion right after a fresh kill)

"My chick is on her rag." -
"Guess you're gonna be killing the zebra tonight."

by YouGonGetThisDeeeiicckuh. March 9, 2014

wife a kill

Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.

"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"

by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020

Snape Kill

To "Snape Kill" means to kill your former friend/ally or comrade to prove to your loyalty to your dark master so you can continue to be a double agent for the other side

Snape killed Dumbledore to save Potter and prove his false-loyalty to Voldemort

by Trucken_en January 16, 2017

kill workout

it is where you take the number of kills in a game that you made and do that many push-ups and sit-ups. And for each you had that is another set that you have to do.

hey, mom stop nagging me to stop gaming and go work out, i will just do a kill workout.

by TheAlmightyGodOfHalo January 2, 2014

potato kill

Killing a creep (AI unit) in a game unintentionally, aiming to kill an enemy player. Firstly was coined by LysanderXonora casting a Dota2 game DK vs Orenda.

SingSing fires an arrow to get Mushi...nope, it is just a casual potato kill.

by deadbeatffs May 4, 2014

Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012