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have an internet

A congratulatory phrase given to someone who has done something cool/funny online.
lol, awesome! have an internet, i insist
by Kraas October 17, 2008
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there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
by OLOL January 28, 2007
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Internet explorer

Microsoft's web browser, which comes default with Windows, and is a built in part of the opererating system.

It's lack of security has made it a target for viruses, and other exploits.

See also Mozilla Netscape and Opera
by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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internet

A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.
"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer
by Jake McClenahan May 28, 2005
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Internet Explorer

someone who is otherwise unemployed, and spends their entire waking life trawling the internet for free pornography.
"Since Gary lost his job, he has become a full time Internet Explorer"

"Don't be an internet explorer all your life. Get some real sex"
by MagickDio February 6, 2010
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Duquesne University Internet

1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.

2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.

3.) YouTube.....forget it.

4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.
I got "Duquesned" by Duquesne University Internet
by Here We Go1 January 28, 2011
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Internet Typing Law

The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
by Masta_J December 9, 2008
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