silly bean

A light hearted way of telling someone they have been a bit stupid.

a. "Do you mind if I speak to you another time, im a little bit busy."
b. "Of course I don't, you silly bean".

by Lauren Turner November 1, 2007

Magic Bean

The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.

Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Coffee bean

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.

This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.

by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019

bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 6, 2006

Blowing On The Beans

When a woman, or man, blows on the testicles of a man, or shemale, to make fart noises.

My bitch has been blowing on the beans lately, shit wild, nigga.

by PankStank June 2, 2018

Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.

Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.

by ANervousGuyWithoutConfidence July 22, 2019

whole bean

adj. The real deal, unspoiled, solid in character. As opposed to grounds - fake, shallow (antonym).

"Who went with you on the road trip?" "Stacy! She's whole bean, man. Super cool."

by oldspanish April 12, 2014