Homeskilletateersman

The coolest homeskillet around (see: homeskillet). Particularly, a true homeskillet who has gone adventuring and/or galavanting about the countryside with a sword and/or a double-headed axe. The homeskilletateersman will tend to congregate - esp. over the holidays - with other like-minded homeskilletateersmen to reflect on many a merry verbal outburst

"Yo homie, that dude be the flyest homeskilletateersman I ever did rightly saw."

by C-Dubbbbbb January 13, 2009

Holosexual

An odd thing that has been going around on the internet and YouTube (mostly in DIYers) where one (mostly teenage girls) is sexually attracted to shiny aka holographic things. Such as glitter, nail polishes, phone cases and more.

Friend 1: "Omg I think I'm holosexual now."

Friend 2: *shows shiny phone case*

Friend 1: *dies of happiness*

Friend 1: Wtf

by ILuvSoupOmNom January 2, 2017

homosexual panther

A panther, or any mammal near or of resemblance to a panther, who is homosexual. i.e. A panther who feels strong sexual feelings for panthers of the same sex. Often panthers will experiment, and then adapt a taste for this act of homosexual panther sex.

Two Panthers in College can't get any chicks, and they decide to experiment with sexual acts of panther homosexuality

by Sean O'Hara April 30, 2005

Homosassa

A small town in Florida consisting mainly of Rednecksand many members of the KKK. WalMartis the most populated store in this town. Driving down the road you will spot many trucks with monster-sized tires. Many of the trucks' paint jobs are done with a variety of green and brown spray paint purchased from WalMart. I wouldnt recommend you visit Homosassa unless you are of white ethnicity and cannot pronounce words correctly and use words like "aint" and "y'all".

"Hey dare Jim Bob, hire yew doin?"

"Im good, bot to go muddin with my big tars in Homosassa."

TRANSLATION

"Hey there Jim Bob, how're you doing?"

"Im good, Im about to go mudding with my big tires."

by gageistheman December 16, 2008

Hobosexual

Someone who's sexual orientation is only directed at the homeless.

random person: that hobo is so hot
other random person: are you a hobosexual?

by Harold Harkinam September 24, 2009

contagious homosexuality

The disease contracted by spending time with homosexuals. A myth.

Hanging out with Ellen Degeneres will infect you with contagious homosexuality.

by monotonybreaker December 19, 2005

homeschool

Admit non homeschoolers the kind of education you really want.

homeschooling is awsome because you get to Work at your own pace, Not be micromanaged by teachers and have bullshit shoved down your throat.

by theshroomguy March 29, 2007