Hampshire

A bunch of inbred cunts whos only relevance and beauty came from the isle of wight, the inbred little femboys had the whole fucking southern Mainland backing their petite pale asses up and they still lost the Isle Of Wight in the home rule Campaign

Hey bro, heard of Hampshire? What a bunch of muppets

by BasedNationalist February 13, 2024

Hampt

When you wrap your cock in ham and pound the every living shit out of the thanksgiving turkey.

Every year I would get too excited during thanksgiving and hampt the turkey.

by Ai Dan April 16, 2024

hamping

A wrapper encasing ham.

He started to prepare the ham by first removing the plastic hamping.

by HowieOslo May 24, 2024

hamphis

Hamphis is a mix of the two cities Memphis and hamburg, the word hamphis is primarily used used within the phonk community when talking about hamburg and its usage most common among german phonk producers.

Example from lil problem: "STRAIGHT OUTTA THE CITY OF PHONK, HAMPHIS"

by Small Problem Mac aka proxin June 2, 2024

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026

Hampe

Danish stereotype for a buff, country redneck type of ginger. Kind of equatable to the Aussie 'ranga'.

'Oh mate you're being such a Hampe, I can't believe you're wearing crocs in the gym'.

by godsbiggestheemer March 26, 2025

Hampter

To violently sexually abuse one’s friend using an elderly man, a banana, the twin towers, the unsuspecting child down the street, and a 1999 Honda Civic SE

“How are you feeling after the hampter?”
“Horrible. I haven’t been able to sit for 13 years.”
“It’s actually been 16 years Josh, your father hampter’d you in 2007-2010.”
“You right.”

by hamptermaster42 October 29, 2025