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wholesale haggard

When a girl has so much ugliness only costco wholesale could supply the amount
"You're not feelin' that girl?"

..."No way man, she's wholesale haggard"
by Biggerhurt38 August 30, 2004
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hiroko hagakure

a really hot milf. she is yasuhiros mom. she is in udg(ultra despair girls).
"who is this woman there?"
"oh! its hiroko hagakure and she is a milf"
"omg she is a really hot milf"
by pro idiot April 29, 2021
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hagish

old hag looking grumpy, looking like a hag and being grumpy.
wow that hagish is grumpy
by wd sssw January 22, 2009
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haglund

wow look at that guy he's as invincible as a haglund.
by booty_calla June 17, 2009
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Hagver

A hagver is a person who secretly lusts after someone but hasnt got the balls to say anything so instead gets close to that person by becoming a "friend" so they can stop other potential suiters from getting close...
I saw Stacey with that 'Leon' again, i swear they are going out... Or is he just her 'hagver'?

Victoria and Jose are always together, they are such close friends although i think Victoria is 'hagver' for him, she wont let any other girls talk to him!
by Jheezus October 25, 2009
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haging wi

a small blonde carnivore animal that enjoys snaking on human hair. enjoys cartwheels and doing her makeup. dont approach a wild haging wi unless you know the proper mating calls

" HAGGING WI!!!!!! HAGGING WIIII!!!" these are the proper mating calls, careful haging wis could be anywhere!!!! WARNING!! it will kick when under attack!!
kelsi: the haging wi is close
joelle: i can hear its call
haging wi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHashfljfblwe
by theattacked!!! May 6, 2011
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Haggis legs

When an overweight woman attempts to look attractive by wearing tight yoga pants that are a bit too short.

The results make the legs of that woman resemble a Haggis due to being narrower at the top where the pants are and the bottom is also narrow at the foot while the rest is larger because it's not compressed in the tight yoga pants.

This isn't a medical issue.
It may be caused by fast food or any unhealthy diet but may also occur before and after child birth.

This phenomenon is popular in the mostly in the United States and United Kingdom.
And can sometimes be seen across the world wherever land whales roam the land and tight yoga pants exist at reasonable prices.
Douche example:

*whistles loudly*..Look at that.....Those are some fine haggis legs.....I'm gonna tap dat!

In a conversation:

Friend 1:Your girlfriend has a serious case of haggis legs.

Friend 2: Not as bad as yo mama!

In the street:

Excuse me mam but your haggis legs are scaring the children.
by Lardladtheturd October 2, 2014
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