Hagver

A hagver is a person who secretly lusts after someone but hasnt got the balls to say anything so instead gets close to that person by becoming a "friend" so they can stop other potential suiters from getting close...

I saw Stacey with that 'Leon' again, i swear they are going out... Or is he just her 'hagver'?

Victoria and Jose are always together, they are such close friends although i think Victoria is 'hagver' for him, she wont let any other girls talk to him!

Hagver by Jheezus October 25, 2009

hamverbot

An event that happens multiple times per year, most often on Sundays, which elicits groans of dissatisfaction from around the world

-Hamverbot is better than Hambotver.
-Agreed.

hamverbot by Friebay May 2, 2021

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Wife Haver

People that have wives

Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver

Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021

hamverbot

It's the most common F1 podium we get to see in the latest years, despite hopes of interesting fights with different outcomes:

1st. Hamilton

2nd. Verstappen

3rd. Bottas
It can be a really painful and boring thing to see, expecially for Verstappen's fans and Bottas's fans (if any). Thus it can be generalized as something you don't really want to happen again, but deep inside you know it's gonna happen anyways and hurt your feelings.

1. "Yeah guys, that math exam was tough. I don't know if I passed it" - "Mate, you're gonna get full marks there, it's hamverbot for us"
2. "Sir, I think Dogecoin's value is finally coming to a neverending dip" - "Hamverbot. Buy more using your life insurance's money"
3. "It's lights out and away we go! Verstappen goes into turn 1, and goes past the mercedes!" (...) "Verstappen now leading by 22 seconds" (...) "GET IN THERE LEWIS"

hamverbot by Timebreakerita May 9, 2021

Hagger 

A medieval nickname for someone who was thought to be wild or untamed.

Hagger comes from the French word for hedge, implying something undisclosed, with no boundaries, hence wild or untamed.

You can't contain a Hagger.
That person's a bit Hagger.

Hagger by stefflington November 4, 2018

havering 

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".

Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering

havering by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011