a condition in which you must use a pool float in order to sit down. Usually caused by hemorrhoids, but can also be contracted by anal sex. Particularly those cases not involving proper lubrication
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Brian: "sounds like you have a case of hemorrsaurass"
2. "I thought dinosaurs were extinct but i think the hemorrsaurass is back!!"
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2. "I thought dinosaurs were extinct but i think the hemorrsaurass is back!!"
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An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.
An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.
Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.
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When a homosexual man consumes only semen for an extended period of time , depriving the body of its necessary nutrients causing gradual depletion of body mass .
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Other person - yes it sucks. It also said that cocomelon is better than pewdiepie.
Other person - yes it sucks. It also said that cocomelon is better than pewdiepie.
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