the holy trinity

when you're really depressed about something and nothing you try to do can make you feel better, you...
-take a shot of the cheapest vodka locally available
-chase it with a shot of captain morgans
-chase THAT with a whole beer (preferably bought by someone really sketchy at a local gas station)

john: dude, my girlfriend dumped me today for my best friend.
creepy stranger: shit man that sucks, you want me to go into that arco and buy you some natty ice so you can get the holy trinity on tonight?

by broskisausage February 14, 2010

Holy Trinity

Having oral, vaginal and anal sex in a single sexual encounter

My boyfriend was so nice to me last night that I gave him the Holy Trinity.

by I'm a Believer July 09, 2013

holy ghosting

Much like the concept of a 'phantom poop' or the opposite of a 'cream pie'. Holy Ghosting is when you cum inside somebody's butthole & that shit is so tight, it doesn't come out.

Holy Ghosting:

"Hey man, I saw you leave the bar last night with that chick. What happened?"

"Dude, she took it like a champ. Holy Ghosted that shit."

"Nice!"

by PhantomPooper December 13, 2014

Holy Trinity

Shit,shower,sleep.The best way to end a stressful day, and cleanse your body and mind.

friend:"Wanna hangout later? were all going out to the bar,its gonna be a wild night!"
me:"Nah man, I'm taking the road to the Holy Trinity tonight"

by MargeD. April 03, 2014

Holy Cross

When you slide your boner up, around and then under your belt as to conceal it from unsuspecting bystanders, resulting in a perpendicular formation between said boner and belt. Often performed through manipulation of the boner through a pants pocket, but when done professionally, direct contact can be performed inconspicuously as well.

"I had a raging boner today in class, thank god for the Holy Cross when it came time to stand up to do my presentation"

by BonerBender5000 August 07, 2008

Holy water

It's pussy that's wet and clean. From the holiest of holy.

The urban dictionary editors never get out of their "hot boxed" cubicle to get fucked by good aquafina, so they are oblivious to the fact that holy water is good wet pussy.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Diver

One who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a women of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

by Dick Taint August 03, 2009