Grandma's Grape Jam

The act of giving a senior citizen a swift kick to the groin.

Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."

Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"

Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

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grape vine

the last drop of cum that comes out of a mans cock that is thicker than the rest

One day I, Aaron, came home from taco bell and my wife, Valerie came up to me after i walked into the door and she whispered in my ear that she was so fucking horny. So i threw her on the hard wood floor, then we proceeded to undress each other then she put my trick or treat stick in her pudding basket. then i thrusted it in and out and made her baby cannon moist and slippery, while she screamed i smacked her in the face, but not to hard. Then my slime volcano began to erupt baby yogurt so i took it and spread it all on her lower back. then she licked the rest off. but she took the grape vine and rubbed it on her milk machines. The End.

by valerie nofzinger June 24, 2012

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6th grader

6th graders are hyper active immature kids, they try to act cool because they want 7-8th grader's to stop judging them. 6th grader's are the butt of all jokes in middle school. Seriously people come on! don't pick on the 11 year-old kid while you are like 14! that just makes you a pedophile...

okay i'm a 8th grader and i liked making fun of 6th graders until i realize how much they eat shit i mean they have to stay away from the other grades or get socially vaporized..

by thenonpedo January 12, 2011

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