1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
by Jake February 3, 2004
Get the goose mug.Your wingman at the bar. He'll take the bullet for you; fat or fugly, he'll tame the beast. Originated from the movie Top Gun, Goose was always Maverick's wingman.
by steviep. March 3, 2010
Get the Goose mug.A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.
by TheRotArm July 7, 2004
Get the goose mug.A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.
Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch!
That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
That bitch creamed herself after being goosed.
by George Adams May 21, 2006
Get the goose mug.A beautiful girl with lots of intentions. Has many friends around her, (she just doesnt know it). Secretly evryone older than her thinks she is absolutly perfect. She has amazing features and can make anytime a happy time.
Yet also the mosts stuck up snoot ever. She will backstab you and tell all your secrets. Dont trust her with any deep secrets.
Yet also the mosts stuck up snoot ever. She will backstab you and tell all your secrets. Dont trust her with any deep secrets.
by Urbndictnary March 12, 2010
Get the Giselle mug.The line on the area between the sac and the crack. (the seam where adam was joined - possibly for stuffing purposes)
My godseam is sweaty
by tcole October 9, 2007
Get the godseam mug.When an unsightly gunt is combined with a camel toe or moose knuckle. The combination results in a goose muzzle
by Albert he goes west October 31, 2011
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